Remember Remember the 5th of November
Survivor Producer Detained On Account of Wife's Death (mouthful i know)
-TheTribeHasSpoken
New Chevy Volt (aka first electric car EVER!!)
-GoingGreen
Jackson playing Sokka in Avatar Movie
-Aznsvs.Vamps
Jacko Kicks the Can
-x_x(Jacko)
Miley Cyrus Seeing Nick Jonas
-HoeThrowLvr
Zac Efron Leaving Footloose
i guess there's a time in every man's life where you have to decide if your going to take a new path or stick with what you've always done. But, this doesn't excuese Zac Efron saying he's now signing off the remake of Footloose. WHAT??? he says he wants to be taken seriously and ended his musical days with HSM3 HELLO???!!! It's like when MJ switched to Baseball, it never worked out. Not that im saying Zac Efron is even close to the greatness MJ was, not even a smidge, just the only comparision i could think of without making another Micheal Jackson joke, those get old after a while dont you think??? anywho, so now Chace Crawford id apparently good at singing and dancing..... and acting for the matter. And he's suppost to be straight in the film too? Well, let's hope he'e in the back of the group photo.
-SockLoose
btw it came out late 2011 with some random guy.... weirddd
The New Youtube
Apparantly Youtube is taking some tips from Facebook and redoing a thing that's already goo enough. I mean seriously what is up with companies doing that? If you're geting good business and rising profits don't you realize that what you already have is working not change into something that no one likes for your own personal benifit and lose what you really wanted out of it. Like the new Youtube is suppost to be all about the corporations anmoney now, no independent channels will be advertised. Isan't that what YOUtube stands for? If we wanted something that had all ads and big company budgets why dont you call it THEM tube cuz your clearly not serving us anymore. I learned all i know from the actual new youtube and opinions of YUtubenewz below
-Roxy142142 (concerned youtube account owner)
Super Size Me!
I've heard of this before but i never actually saw it! It's so riveting, insightful, and eyeopening!!! It claims Detroit is currently the fattest city in America.... are you shitting me???? No, if i was you'd probably know it cuz you would be coming out of my ass and covered in poop! Ok moving on, but seriously watch it and i wanted to discuss health problems in the USA. I've noticed the whole Jessica Simpson thing and people making fun of me at school, but never a world wide basis. The topic they bring up in this film is that being obese is the 2nd highest leading killer in the US, so why don't we critisize fat people like we do smokers? I think, its because not all fat people just don't excersise or eat fast food alot, some have health issues that run in the family, born with a slow metabolism, or like me, are working to get it all off and in the process. This is a very good film but not all overweight people have a say in the matter, not like smoking does. Now, if the fat lady was eating KFC then you can critisize....
-McdonaldsH8r
Madonna Denied Adoption
Another one of those things i discovered that really ticked me off, madonna was denied adopting another child from malawi, africa yesterday because they felt her single-momness wasn't a good enough home for a child to be raised in. Espcially due to all the affairs she's been in the past year. Ok, here's what they're basically saying, " We would rather have a child starving in africa with 2 parents than h in america with everthing they could ever want, with a messed up mom." Also, you only know that madonna is having problems because she's constantly being publisized. You could give the child to an african family who's folks are even more messed up theh her and can't afford a divorce. Hello, i'm pretty they'll eventually let her adopt , but if you're gonna make excuses, let them be plausable.
here is where i heard it down below, enjoy the gayness!!!
-PostMadonna
Miley Cyrus' Book
As you might have know, or not if you're the type of person who doesn't get memos (Esme) Miley Cyrus wrote a book called Miles to Go. Who knew she could read, let alone write!!! Billy probably tells his story in there, you know he's using her for his personal fame everywhere else!!!! She's acting like she grew up in the bronx or somethin hello?????????? even in those days she was rich, wheneva she was bein picked on by those meanie weenie grls she cud just go home and tell mr.achy breaky heart, he could easily bribe the kids, bribe the rent's, sue them or whtev if i went 2 miley's school i wud try and beat her up 2 bcuz of how much she's full of..... you know SHIT!!! there are starving kids in Africa and your complaing about ppl hating u? trust me, alot still do! For info on this in a nicer form look to Celebtv.com below.
-MilesOfSmiles
Rihanna and Chris Brown Fight
All of you may of Chris Brown beating RIhanna up for no reason, but i found the real reason. This is how it started, at the night of the Grammy's Rihanna and Chris were riding in their Lamborghini on the way to the show. Rihanna saw that Chris was recieving harmless love texts from a fan and got CRAZY jealous. She starts yelling at him and hitting him, out of anger she screams "I gave you Herpes!!" Well my friends... that was a secret Rihanna did not tell Chris before... that night!! Chris gets super-mad (wouldn't you) and defended himself. Now, how this relates you might ask to my life? Not strictly to a certain time... more like a decision! First, don't get jealous over stupid things, espceially if your BF is a abusive crazyguy!! It's like Camilla getting pissed at Joe for recieving chocolates from a fan! Second, i know this sounds tacky, but don't do it till marriage. Now i don't mean you have to wait to get married, but don't have with a girl who you haven't clarified if you has any STD's. 3 reasons he did this: stupidity, drunk, or EXTREMELY horny. Because seriously, CB can do any girl he wants so the last one doesn't really count... AM I RIGHT????? alright, third, don't have this kind of fight on the BIGGEST NIGHT OF ENTERTAINMENT OF THE YEAR!!! Of course people are going to wonder what happened to Rihanna when she's one of the most popular artists of all time!!!! Alright, this is very classified info and you have to tell everyone becaue no on else is!!! It took me 4ever to fin dout all this shit so be happy!!!
-Bad1stDate
Jessica Simpson Gains Weight
I'm not sure if you've heard Jessica Simpson has changed her look into terrible fitting jeans and unpleasant shirt. People are claiming that she's gained a few pounds... well that's OBV!!! I'm guessing she just let herself go but others have different theories. WHATHEBUCK show claimed she wanted to called to be in a Jenny Craig or Alli commercial. Others claim she's gained weight from some unknown pregnancy. i think she's just had a hard time with somethings going on in her life and lost it. This is how that issue coincides with my life. I got made fun of in 6th and 7th grade for chubbiness and bad teeth (which are not my fault) and it crushed me. I barely had any friends, i cried almost every day, and my usual all A grades went down... not WAY down like C's but to B's. I discovered over the summer that you cannot depend on anyone to give you slack or help you up. "You are your own best friend" my mom always says. i learned this lesson the hard way. I came back to 8th grade with braces and skinnier and with w/ a ttly new look! i was FIERCE!! i barely get made fun of... and even i did get made fun of as much as i did... i wouldn't care. I realized that letting what others think or do was contracting my free mind from expressing things. Then i think... why do i care what they think? They serve no purpose to me in my life. Also i might come off as "If you mess with me i'll kix your ass" kinda way but i should. But, i'm a strong, independent women (sorry for the cliche again) who isan't afraid or obey anyone but myself and what i want to do with myself. That's why i'm confident i will NEVER turn out like those low self-esteem girls who get an early prego and let men keep them in an abusive relay. Babe is doing fine and the guy got sent to jail for a year and a 300$ fine. Since he wasn't rich they only made him pay that, but then you think, if he can't afford anything over 300, how does he have a gun? Mystery in itself.
-ProudWWUser
O.J. Finally Get Put in the SLAMMA!
Alright, it's that time of month again where i share with you breaking news, and exciting happenings in my life. Well, i guess this next story is exciting but, more astonishing at that!! My 4 year old triplet cousins live up in rural farm town of MI (right next to Frankenmuth). They own about 30 acres of land they farm (going to get some more animals i hope). Right now they have a dog, because they had so much land, they did not feel the need to put up a fence. One day they're dog, Babe, crossed into the neighbors yard. They didn't see her come back until 1/2 an hour later where she was found on the back porch by one of my cousins bleeding to death... she was shot! I told you this sad tale to inform you of all the animal cruelty out there. This man claims the dog attacked him, but she was shot from the chest up past her spine. So there's no way the dog could have charged him head on while he could stand up and and shoot the dog. They found out that the man told Babe to sit (since she had training she listened) he went into his house, grabbed the gun, came back out AND SHOT HER!!! How dare he??? He's being faced for animal rights vioilation Michigan state Bill and Law Government Site in December, House Bill 4552 was just passed into law. It is a felony to cruelly injure a dog now in the state of michigan. Up to 4 years in prison + fines. Hell Yeah!! Hallieluah!!! That sick man is going to JAILO!!! Say hi to OJ for me!!! And speaking of him, he was just prosecuted in prison for felony kidnapping, armed robbery and other charges that could spell 33 years behind bars ( if the court doesn't take his bribes this time) i mean, SERIOUSLY do you think a average murderer would get in and out of jail that quickly and easily NOOOOOOOOO!!! Well, i just want to keep you up on the current news!!! I will inform you in Babe's current condition on the next bulliten.
-AntiOrangeJuice
P.S. ARTICLE AND VIDEO ON THIS ON CBS NEWS AT 5 ON 2/5/09 OMG!!! http://www.wnem.com/news/18640993/detail.html i couldn't figure out how to get it on here so sorry for the inconvieniience
Inaugeration of The First Black President
A HUGE thing happened this January! K-fed got a new girlfriend named Victoria!!! No, i'm ttly kidding, i'm not that shallow (or bored for that matter) to care who K-fed (gay nickname by the way) gets to boink him, the real issue is Barack Obama getting inaugerated to become president January 20th. Suprisingly that's also the date of my bro's birthday, he got a present from is friend that says " Counting down the days til that idiot's out of office" and it has a little timer until the exact moment President Bush steps down. But, i'm trailing off topic here, we must use tis time to recognize the significance of January 20th, no not because we get school off (YEAH I KNOW AWESOME!!!), the first black president is taking office, with a women (Hilary Clinton) as his Secretary of State. I hope you spend your wonderful day off relaxing and cherishing the terrific freedom of this country, while (sadly) i'll be bowling and eating pizza bored while my bro makes googly eyes at his GF YAY. well just want to keep you up on the current news!!!
-OBAMATIME
George Bush Gets Pelted With Shoe
The biggest thing that's happened during this lovely christmas time was my dad's bday, its on xmas eve. I know we all first think that's pawsome but seriously... ITS NOT! But do want to know what is pawsome?? George Bush getting pelted with a shoe! Now friends, you may wonder, who has the nerve, and pure boredom, to come up with thowing a shoe at the Prez.?? I mean seriously, i've heard of tomato's, banana peels, and even underwear thrown onto a stage, but never have i heard of shoe... and both of them in fact, very nice leather ones. So, for all your benifit i did research to find out the mystery behind this, and i found out. It was an Iraqi reporter who threw the shoe. In Iraq, it's typical to throw shoes at powerful figures to express your disagreement with them. It was a typical insult and most people don't think much of it, but here, it's seen as a threat. " OH NO!!! the terrorist is throwing a shoe-bomb at the president!! run before we all get obliterated!!!!" please, what a bunch of babies, that guy still went to jail even though he didn't know it was considered assult, pshhhhh, i think this case went to the supreme court but i'm not sure what the verdict was, but Bush is going overboard. After he found out he wasn't trying to smite him he still did not pardon him out of jail. That''s why next year we get a new prez. i'm super duper excited, that's what i'm doing my article on anyway. Well, just wanted to keep you up with the current news!
-AngryMuslimReporter